When I was a teenager growing up in the Midlands there was a double glazing company called Coldseal Windows that advertised frequently on local radio. Their jingle was to the theme of Old MacDonald Had a Farm and the lyrics went a little something like this: Coldseal Windows / We’re the best / Double 2 [...]
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Go Compare 2
Posted in Awful Awful Awful, Bullshit, Ill-Conceived, Patronising Bastards, tagged car insurance, confused.com, gio compario, go compare, money supermarket, price comparsion on February 3, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Aviva: Paul Whitehouse
Posted in Patronising Bastards, Celebrity Endorsement, Awful Awful Awful, tagged go compare, car insurance, aviva, compare the market, confused.com, paul whitehouse on October 3, 2009 | 5 Comments »
I don’t understand Aviva at all. First they change their high-visibility name to something that sounds like a Spanish portacabin hire company, then they spend millions on a celebrity heavy advertising campaign at the height of the bankers bonus scandals, then they spend millions telling us that they’re bullshit free in a particularly bullshitty manner, [...]
Money Supermarket: Peter Jones
Posted in Patronising Bastards, Celebrity Endorsement, tagged go compare, car insurance, money supermarket, peter jones, dragons den, compare the market, confused.com, hypocrits, money on October 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »
It has been my experience that you should never trust anybody in adverts who isn’t doing it for the money. If you’re a struggling actor who needs the money then that’s one thing, but if you’re a multi-millionaire who has pocket change to buy a wendy house that costs more than most people’s real house [...]
Go Compare
Posted in Awful Awful Awful, Patronising Bastards, tagged aviva, car insurance, Chris Wilkins, gio compario, go compare, lazy, opera, price comparsion, Sian Vickers, stereotypes, wynne evans, zurich on September 8, 2009 | 35 Comments »
Everyone has dreams, and everyone has ambitions, and everyone wants to be true to those dreams and ambitions but there comes a time when you have to question how likely you achieving those dreams and ambitions are. For example, if you’ve dreamt all your life of being an actor but have had relatively little success [...]
